「美国队」自毁长城作死能怪谁,从头来过再战世界杯

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ON: 特立尼达和多巴哥 2-1 美国

「美国队」自毁长城作死能怪谁,从头来过再战世界杯

[–]【New York Cosmos】Charlie_Wax 780 points 3 days ago

June friendly with Netherlands gonna be lit!

6月份和荷兰打友谊赛,帅呆了!

[–]【NEC】Dutchgroundhopper 405 points 3 days ago

Should invite Chile and Algeria and have our own unofficial World Cup

应该邀请智利和阿尔及利亚,然后我们自己办一个私人世界杯

[–]【New York Cosmos】Charlie_Wax 212 points 3 days ago

First ever Galactic Cup to crown the champions of all time and space.

有史以来第一届银河杯,加冕史上和世上最强的冠军。

[–]【Manchester United】fooking_legend 72 points 3 days ago

US Soccer Megabowl!

美国足球炒鸡碗!

[–]【United States】INtoCT2015 952 points 3 days ago

Without a doubt the lowest moment in U.S. Soccer history

毫无疑问是美国足球历史上最低谷的一刻

[–]【Borussia Dortmund】Kurvco 382 points 3 days ago

This is the first time the United States hasn't qualified for the World Cup since 1986

这是美国自从1986年来第一次没能进世界杯

[–]【Borussia Dortmund】InexorableWyrd 299 points 3 days ago

Most of r/soccer users weren't even born then

很多话题区用户那时候还是小蝌蚪呢

[–]【Pittsburgh River】houndssteelcitygator 134 points 3 days ago

My parents weren't even 10 yet....

我爹妈那时候也只是小学生……

[–]【Borussia Dortmund】InexorableWyrd 301 points 3 days ago

This makes me feel very old

突然让我觉得自己很老

[–]GatesheadOpst3r 169 points 3 days ago

「美国队」自毁长城作死能怪谁,从头来过再战世界杯

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[–]【United States】Terrence_McDougleton 1219 points 3 days ago

lol what a *ucfk**ing embarrassment.

MAN I’M SURE GLAD WE FIRED KLINSMANN YOU GUYS

哈哈哈真他妈丢人啊。

兄弟们,我很确定炒了克林斯曼你们都很爽吧

[–]【Liverpool】Lord2FatToSitAHorse 267 points 3 days ago

Finishing below Panama and Honduras after 10 games *ucfk**ing hell

打了10场比赛竟然还排在vbhjk和洪都拉斯后面,沃日了

[–]【Manchester United】29255DaysToGo 275 points 3 days ago

I find managing to lose against T&T in your deciding game to be worse really.

我觉得能在关键一战里输给特立尼达和多巴哥才真的是更蛋疼的。

[–]【Sporting KC】Broke_stupid_lonely 390 points 3 days ago

But Arena is a safe option to qualify!

(回上面说解雇克林斯曼的)但是阿瑞纳不是稳进世界杯,不进不是美国人吗!

[–]【Ajax】Winzip115 311 points 3 days ago

Just play a bunch of over the hill MLS players who couldn't care less. Fucking *ucfk**. What an embarssment.

就上了一堆名气比天高啥都无所谓的美职联球员。*你操**妹的。太他妈丢人了。

[–]【Colorado Rapids】RealPutin 217 points 3 days ago

In a poetic twist, MLS players scored the goals that killed us for Panama & Honduras..

很有诗意的是,美职联的球员打进了为vbhjk和洪都拉斯杀死我们的进球……

[–]【Tottenham Hotspurs】aj09c 247 points 3 days ago

Hold me Alex Morgan

拿好我的阿莱克斯-摩根(美国女足那个美女)

[–]【Barcelona】meaning_please 43 points 3 days ago

Pls

我来我来

[–]【Indy Eleven】moon__monster 708 points 3 days ago

Haha, well it was fun watching soccer grow in the country for a few years.

哈哈,看到过去几年里足球在美国的发展,老夫很欣慰了。

[–]penguin_kingdom 152 points 3 days ago

The popularity is there now more than ever. It just has to be harnessed.

现在美国足球太热了。必须要治理一下了。

[–]【Borussia Dortmund】InexorableWyrd 395 points 3 days ago

The US is so shit, their best player is a 19 year old, their coach is a tactically inept and they don't bother including any energy and youth into their teams. They need a ground-up redo like Germany in the early 2000s. But I feel this failure is a big blow to the US football market.

美国队太弱了,他们最好的球员是个19岁的孩子,他们的教练战术无能,他们也不愿意加入任何的新生力量和年轻球员到球队里去。他们需要像德国队那时候的全盘重来。但是我觉得这次失败对于美国足球市场是个非常大的打击。

[–]【United States】ztejas 129 points 3 days ago

Yep. This will set us 5-6 years back easily.

是的,这个分分钟让我们*退倒**5-6年。

[–]【Everton】a_s_h_e_n 215 points 3 days ago

good, shit was better 5-6 years ago lol

很好,5-6年前你们的球还比较好呢哈哈哈

[–]【DC United】HoneyChipotleChicken 381 points 3 days ago

In Obamas America we qualified for two world cups

奥巴马的美国晋级了2届世界杯

[–]Al-AhlyEvenGandhiHatesLVG 755 points 3 days ago

IT'S OKAY LADS EVEN TOP EUROPEAN SIDES WOULD STRUGGLE TO QUALIFY IN CONCACAF

兄弟们别太在意,就算是欧洲顶级球队到北美加勒比预选赛也得跪

[–]【Mexico】Side-Cheese 138 points 3 days ago

I can't remember the last European team to qualify in concacaf tbh

说实话,我都记不得上一次有欧洲球队在这里晋级世界杯是什么时候的事了

[–]【Manchester City】RedDeadDeflection 108 points 3 days ago

「美国队」自毁长城作死能怪谁,从头来过再战世界杯

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「美国队」自毁长城作死能怪谁,从头来过再战世界杯

[–]【United States】WaywardWriter 3194 points 3 days ago

Journalists already calling it the single most embarrassing moment in USA football history.

记者们已经开始说这是美国足球历史上最最丢人的一个时刻。

[–]Skudo 1977 points 3 days ago

That's because it is.

因为这确实是。

[–]【Liverpool】getdivorced 959 points 3 days ago

I mean, I literally can't think of anything that compares.

我想说,我真的想不到任何可以跟这比的了。

[–]CLU_Three 723 points 3 days ago

We wore denim jerseys in a World Cup.

Oh wait that was in a World Cup. And awesome. Never mind.

我们以前在世界杯上穿牛仔球衣不丢人吗。

哦等一下那是在世界杯。而且很棒。当我没说过。

[–]HighSilence 795 points 3 days ago

Eh these players will be wearing denim during the 2018 world cup.

Denim jeans.

In their living room.

Not playing soccer in Russia.

额这些球员2018年世界杯也会穿牛仔。

牛仔裤。

在他们的客厅里。

而不是在俄罗斯踢球。

[–]【United States】Sleekery 2941 points 3 days ago

Team USA just sucks so badly. How do you try to get more Americans into soccer when they just shit the bed like this?

美国队太差了。在自己床头这么拉屎,你还要怎么让足球在美国走红?

[–]【Barcelona】xX_Metal48_Xx 2488 points 3 days ago

Doesn't help that all the promising youth can't play for any half-decent organizations because it costs a fortune.

更糟糕是,你们有希望的年轻球员连给给差不多的球队踢球的机会都没有,因为这太贵了。

[–]Roric 13.8k points 3 days ago

Destroy the entire US soccer federation from the ground up.

应该从最底层开始把美国足协给毁了。

[–]CecilFieldersChoice 4932 points 3 days ago

Fire everyone but Pulisic.

解雇所有人,出了普利西奇。

[–]【Borussia Dortmund】6heismans 2702 points 3 days ago

and yedlin

还有耶德林

[–]【Arsenal】koreanpopstarrain 4285 points 3 days ago*

We deserve to be eliminated. Nothing but complacency from the US soccer fed since Jurgen was sacked. We payed the price for rehiring Bruce Arena and relying on our old "talent". Absolutely embarrassing that a country of 330 million can't qualify for the World Cup. Just fire everyone.

Edit: At least half the replies to this comment say "BUT CHINA AND INDIA."

我们应该被淘汰。在克林斯曼被解雇之后,一切都是因为美国足协的无能。我们因为请了阿瑞纳和依赖老“天才”们而付出了代价。一个人口3.3亿的国家进不了世界杯真是太丢人了。解雇所有人吧。

编辑:至少一半的人回复我说还有中国和印度。

[–]【DC United】Uses_Comma_Wrong 1717 points 3 days ago

If anything good comes from this. It’s that everyone can finally let go of the 2014 squad.

如果这件事有任何好处的话。那就是所有人都可以忘记那支2014阵容了。

[–]【Bayern München】redditgk 943 points 3 days ago

About 1000 times the population of Iceland lol

人口差不多都是冰岛的1000倍了哈哈哈哈

[–]【Philadelphia Union】Dahorah 1333 points 3 days ago

Gulati and Arena should resign tonight.

We should take our time finding a coach and technical director that has the vision to take us through the next 6 years better than ever.

Our next NT friendly should have at most like, 3, players from this current squad on it.

All aboard for 2022!

古拉第(足协主席)和阿瑞纳今晚就应该辞职。

我们应该慢慢去找合适的教练和技术总监,找一个能在未来6年里领导我们的人。

我们下一场友谊赛应该是,bkx球队里只能有3个人继续留在队内。

冲击2022!

[–]【Celtic】zachintyre 369 points 3 days ago*

Wood, Pulisic, Yedlin, Brooks, I'm fine with keeping. Phase Morris in, give Ethan Horvath a *ucfk**ing chance, and lets find some young prospects please...

Edit: Lot of praise and disagreement about my comment, but no commenting on Horvath? Someone must agree.

伍德、普利西奇、耶德林,布鲁克斯,我觉得可以留下。加上莫里斯,然后给霍瓦斯一个机会啊,还有跪求找一些年轻球员来……

编辑:很多人对我的评论有赞赏的也有不同意的,但是没人提霍瓦斯?肯定有人同意我吧。

[–]ThatguyfromBaltimore 4229 points 3 days ago

Burn USSF to the ground and start over.

You want to build a team to win, look at the countries that do it right. USSF was more concerned about making MLS players look good than they were about building a team that could compete in CONCACAF.

一把火烧了美国足协然后重新再来吧。

你想要打造一支赢球的球队,看看别的国家怎么做的。美国足协更在乎的是怎么让MLS球员看起来屌屌的,而不是想去打造一支可以在中北美竞争的球队。

[–]nychalla 1595 points 3 days ago

Thats why i liked Klinsmann. He wasnt the best tactician, but he put out better talent on the field

这就是为什么我喜欢克林斯曼。他不是最好的战术家,但是他可以把更好的球员放到场上

[–]【FC Dallas】LeoFireGod 2390 points 3 days ago

The best thing klinsmann ever said was when asked about his thoughts on MLS. "The MLS and the US has a very odd approach to development. In MLS you don't get to play much until you are 22 and leave college. Over seas if you aren't a star by 22 you are most likely never going to become one". It's not a perfect quote but it says a lot of truth in America's failures to develop young talent. If it weren't for pulisic who would anyone consider a "great/Good" US player.

克林斯曼说过的最好的话就是当他被问到关于MLS的想法时。“MLS和美国在培养球员的方式上很奇怪。在MLS,你在22岁离开大学之前没什么机会。在海外,如果你22岁还没成球星的话,那你基本上就歇菜了。”这不是一句完美的原话,但是这说明了美国在培养年轻球员上的事实。如果不是普利西奇的话,美国还有谁能称得上是“伟大/好”球员的。

[–]c_more_glass 597 points 3 days ago*

The other difference is that college basketball and college football basically ARE professional sports in terms of coaching and training. College football especially has coaching staffs that make millions. College soccer? Not so much.

另一个不同是,大学篮球和大学橄榄球在教练和训练上基本就是职业水平的。大学橄榄球有的教练团队的工资都上百万了。大学足球?差多了。

[–]【United States】Easy_to_Forget 6267 points 3 days ago

For the love of god, Fire Arena, Fire Gulati, Fire all of them. This is atrocious and they do not deserve their jobs.

佛祖显灵啊,解雇阿瑞纳,解雇古拉第,解雇所有人。这太垃圾了,他们配不上拥有这份工作。(Fire Arena,有解雇阿瑞纳的意思,也有火焰竞技场的意思)

[–]【Colombia】messinwitcha12 4579 points 3 days ago

Fire Arena sounds like an awesome setting for a Pokémon tournament

火焰竞技场听起来像是一个神奇宝贝大赛的好场馆

[–]【Chelsea】PatKS 1321 points 3 days ago

If Arena doesn't *ucfk**ing resign...

如果阿瑞纳*妈的他**不辞职的话……

[–]【Atlanta United FC】MonsieurMallah 844 points 3 days ago

*ucfk** that, he should be fired on the plane ride back.

娶你的,他应该在回来的飞机上就辞职。

[–]【United States】Salsa-N-Chips 1334 points 3 days ago

Arenas should be fired before he leaves the stadium.

阿瑞纳应该在离开球场之前就辞职。

[–]【Barcelona】bears_beets_btlstar 5103 points 3 days ago

This is 100% on the USMNT unfortunately, you just can't lose against T&T in this situation (no disrespect meant)

这100%是美国国家队的错,不幸的是,在这种情况下,你是绝对不能输给特立尼达的(不是看不起对手)

[–]【United States】Sleekery 3518 points 3 days ago

Oh, no, we totally suck and deserve being out. Pathetic.

欧,不,我们完全搞砸了,配得上出局。可悲。

[–]【Manchester United】BG40 1434 points 3 days ago

Worst performance I've ever seen. I'm honestly embarrassed.

我见过的最糟糕的表现。我真的感觉很丢人。

[–]【Arsenal】colourofinfinity 1848 points 3 days ago

I believe that we are trash

我相信我们是垃圾了

[–]【Manchester United】mitmap1 2918 points 3 days ago

Two MLS players knocked the US out of the World Cup.

2个MLS球员把美国队干出了世界杯。

[–]【Southampton】JoeyBulgaria 1865 points 3 days ago

the MLS has done a lot more to develop other CONCACAF nations than it has the USA

MLS帮助中北美国家发展足球,要比帮助美国帮得还给力

[–]jstack25 1157 points 3 days ago

I am genuinely speechless.

我真心无语了。

[–]【Germany】kerfer 1540 points 3 days ago*

Me too. Mexico, Costa Rica, and the US had to lose to Honduras, Panama, and Trinidad for this to happen. Holy *ucfk**ing shit

我也是。墨西哥、哥斯达黎加和美国要同时输给洪都拉斯、vbhjk和特立尼达,才会被淘汰。哈哈哈哈卧槽了

[–]numberJUANstunna 770 points 3 days ago*

When you put it that way it actually sounds worse.

你这么一说我觉得更糟糕了。

[–]music4lnirvana 2462 points 3 days ago

*ucfk** Arena

草阿瑞纳

[–]【Arsenal】cowboysfan88 569 points 3 days ago

He's gotta go

他必须得走

[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】myrtletheturtle 982 points 3 days ago

Never should've been rehired in the first place

一开始就不应该让他二进宫

[–]【Arsenal】littlebrwnrobot 685 points 3 days ago

I feel like every *ucfk**ing US soccer fan knew this.

我觉得每一个美国足球迷都知道这点。

[–]ArtemiPanera 6206 points 3 days ago

This is gonna *ucfk** the growth of the sport in the U.S

这个要狠狠地操一下美国足球的发展了

[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】El_Producto 3204 points 3 days ago

Yeah. The team deserved this, but the missed opportunity for growth of the sport is tragic.

是的。 这支球队活该,但是足球错过了发展的机会还是很悲催的。

[–]【Arsenal】littlebrwnrobot 2549 points 3 days ago

Especially right as Pulisic's career begins.

尤其赶上普利西奇的生涯刚刚开始。

[–]【Brentford】LaffreuxDaddy 1870 points 3 days ago

Hes going bed tonight thinking he should have picked Croatia

他今天上床的时候肯定会想要是当初选了克罗地亚就好了

[–]【Manchester United】telesterion 700 points 3 days ago

Imagine him playing with Modric

想象一下他和莫德里奇搭档

[–]【Brentford】LaffreuxDaddy 549 points 3 days ago

And Perisic, mandzukic, kramaric, rakitic, kovacic...

还有佩里西奇、曼朱基齐、克拉马里奇、拉基蒂奇、科瓦契奇……

[–]【Aston Villa】goodstuff10 833 points 3 days ago

Just as the MLS is gaining credibility and viewership...this is gonna sting big time

正好是MLS收获声誉和观众数的时候……这下要疼死了

[–]【Colorado Rapids】RealPutin 916 points 3 days ago

Luckily the MLS retained its credibility tonight

-_- by scoring for Panama and Honduras

幸运地是,MLS今晚还是保住了声誉

-_- 他们为vbhjk和洪都拉斯进球了

[–]DC Unitedbrobroma 2133 points 3 days ago

「美国队」自毁长城作死能怪谁,从头来过再战世界杯

[–]【United States】Hronk 706 points 3 days ago

「美国队」自毁长城作死能怪谁,从头来过再战世界杯

[–]【Bristol Rovers】waldron76 831 points 3 days ago

looking forward to this subreddit being flooded with 100,000 "where's the US?" comments come next June

期待明年6月在这里看到一个评论超过10000的 “美国去哪了?” 帖子

[–]Donny-Moscow 311 points 3 days ago

"Wait, you mean we don't automatically qualify? What kinda bullshit is that?"

“啥,你是说我们不是自动晋级世界杯的?还有这种鬼事?”

[–]PowerfuI_Pie 1558 points 3 days ago

This hurts the USA's World Cup chances.

这下要影响美国勇夺世界杯了。

[–]tebaseball1 921 points 3 days ago

Seems a bit unfair that they had to play both Trinidad AND Tobago in the same match.

感觉这比赛还是有点不公平,美国要同时打特立尼达,和多巴哥。

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