In December 2013 during a bizarre Cleveland Cavaliers practice, Andrew Bynum shot the ball immediately every single time it touched his hands, no matter how absurd the shot happened to be or where he was on the floor. He was traded to the Bulls one week later.News (sports.yahoo.com)
在2013年12月克利夫兰骑士队一次离奇的训练中，安德鲁-拜纳姆每次球一到手就会 毫不犹豫的 立即投篮，无论这次出手是多么地荒谬，也不管他站在场上的什么位置。一周之后他便被交易到了公牛。
[–]SupersonicsAdopted_Fellow 3803 指標 2 天前
Are we just going to ignore the title?
难道我们将要忽略掉这段新闻的标题吗？
How Cleveland lost its way, and lost a chance at LeBron's return
By WOJ, 2014
《骑士如何迷失了方向，并失去了一个让勒布朗回归的机会》
来源：WOJ，2014
[–]Wizards BandwagonClickClackKobeShaq 1488 指標 2 天前
BAN ALL WOJ TWEETS
请禁掉Woj所有的推文。
[–]76ersCircleJerkForKarma_ 482 指標 2 天前
100% unreliable
完全不可信赖。
[–]Warriorscantkeepdickinpants 203 指標 2 天前
when it comes to lebron this is true.
当涉及到勒布朗的时候，Woj确实完全不可信赖。
[–]Netsj_cruise 83 指標 2 天前
Woj needs to get some inside sources from Lebron's camp because all he can manage to do is make guesses that are usually wrong about him
Woj需要从勒布朗的团队中得到更多的内部消息源，因为目前他能做的一切就是做出很多关于詹姆斯的猜测，而那通常又是错误的。
[–]Netsj_cruise 138 指標 2 天前
Woj: Lebron to the Lakers?
Lebron: Fuck the Lakers
Woj：詹姆斯会去湖人吗？
詹姆斯：去特么的湖人。
[–][UTA] Mehmet OkurInMyBrokenChair 133 指標 2 天前
If the subject has anything to do with LeBron, never listen to Woj.
如果这个话题和勒布朗有任何关系的话，千万别听Woj的。
[–][MIL] Brian Winterskentalaska 454 指標 2 天前
To be fair Cleveland do just about everything wrong in the 4 years Lebron was gone. Had Lebron not been born there and had they not lucked in to 3 number one draft picks he never would have gone back.
说句公道话，在詹姆斯离开后的四年里，骑士几乎做的所有事情都是错误的。如果詹姆斯不是在那里出生的或者骑士没有得到那三个状元签，他才不会回来呢。
[–][CLE] Kyrie IrvingCollier1505 335 指標 2 天前
And if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.
（回复楼上）如果我阿姨有蛋蛋的话，她就是我叔叔了。
【注】：美国谚语，比喻推测违背事实的情况是徒劳的。
[–]KillerK0ala 281 指標 2 天前
way higher odds of that's than 3 #1s in 4 years
你阿姨有蛋蛋的概率都要比四年内拿三个状元签的几率要高一点。
[–]RobDeerFanClub 130 指標 2 天前
Wayy wayyy higher. 3 number one picks is unheard of in a franchise history, let alone 4 years. Even if we are generous and rate the average odds at 20%, that's almost a 1/125 chance to get 3 in 4 years. Some figures for the occurrence of intergender occurrences (born male or female with wrong or mixed reproductive parts) are as high as 1/100
几率要高得多。在任何一支球队的历史上，能拿三个状元签都是闻所未闻的事情，更别说是在四年之内得到的了。即使我们大方一点，把平均几率设为20%，那么在四年内拿到三个状元签的几率是1/125。而那些跨性别事件（出生的男性或女性有错误或混合的生殖器官）发生的概率也就1/100罢了。
[–]LakersEntershakira 504 指標 2 天前
One of my favorite Bynum moments is when he got the ball, took a deep 3 with like 10-15+ seconds on the shot clock for no reason. Mike brown benched him for the rest of the game.
我最喜欢的“拜纳姆时刻”之一就是曾经当他拿到球之后，在还有10-15秒进攻时间的情况下无缘无故地投了一个超远三分。迈克-布朗在那场比赛剩余的时间里把他死死地摁在板凳上。
[–]LakersCapnGrundlestamp 48 指標 2 天前
If I remember correctly, the next time Mike put him in he did the exact same thing again. Bynum was hilarious.
如果我没记错的话，迈克-布朗下一次把他放到场上的时候他又一次做了同样的事情。那时候拜纳姆真够滑稽可笑的。
[–]Trail Blazersgoodname_ 671 指標 2 天前
Bynum saw the future of the position coming
拜纳姆在那时候就已经预见到中锋这个位置的未来了（射程增加的空间型中锋）。
[–]LakersLou-Peachum 265 指標 2 天前
Too bad he didn't see the contracts Noah and Mozgov got
拜纳姆没能看到之后诺阿和莫兹戈夫得到的合同真是太可惜了。
[–]Lakers Bandwagonhibachi99 2859 指標 2 天前
I remember this story. They said he shouted "Kobe" with emphasis everytime the ball left his hands too.
我记得这个故事。他们说拜纳姆每次出手之后还会强调地大喊一声“科比”。
[–]Caleb_Krawdad 125 指標 2 天前
"Kobe used to do it" - Bynum probably
“科比曾经这么投过”-拜纳姆可能是这么想的。
[–][HOU] Chris PaulHottestDude 103 指標 2 天前*
The Nba, where amazing happens
NBA，“奇迹”发生之地。
[–]Xanaxdabs 324 指標 2 天前
Jesus, no wonder he got traded. He just stopped giving a shit.
上天啊，难怪他被交易掉了。他只是开始不在乎任何事情了。
[–][SAC] Mike BibbyApostobanana 1211 指標 2 天前
Bynum used to be a beast, wish he didn't fall off hard
拜纳姆曾经是个野兽，但愿当年他没有跌落地那么严重。
[–][MIN] Jimmy ButlerNeedDEA 1113 指標 2 天前
Crazy how he's only 29
他现在才29岁，这太疯狂了。
[–]LakersIllmaticGOAT 829 指標 2 天前
Yup started his NBA career at 17.
是的，他从17岁就开始他的NBA生涯了。
[–]Suns BandwagonSaviour- 454 指標 2 天前
Wtf
什么玩意儿？
[–]DeflectianoPenaldo 433 指標 2 天前*
He was the last player ever drafted straight out of high school, if I remember correctly.
EDIT: I didn't.
如果我没记错的话，他是NBA史上最后一位高中生球员。
PS：我记错了。（杰拉德-格林是最后一位高中生球员）
[–]BulletsMegaSupremeTaco 75 指標 2 天前
He's the youngest player ever drafted. Amir Johnson was drafted after him and he was a HS product
拜纳姆是史上最年轻的被选中球员。阿米尔-约翰逊在他后面被选中并且他当时也只是一个高中生。
[–]PistonsPMmeuroneweirdtrick 445 指標 2 天前
Bynum is more of a case of jumping off than falling off. Dude just didn't care.
与其说拜纳姆是被动跌落，不如说他是主动选择堕落的。当时他才不关心那么多呢。
[–]El_Laker 224 指標 2 天前
It's hard to care when you have to work for 2 years to play for a month.
当你不得不努力两年却只能打一个月的球的时候，你是很难去关心比赛的。
[–]southerngangster 73 指標 2 天前
Yes but that January with Embiid was memorable
是的，但是那个属于恩比德的一月份却是令人印象深刻的。
[–]LakersMelonElbows 140 指標 2 天前
I'm so glad we had him when he was good. So much wasted potential. He could have been a top 5 center in the league for years if he just gave a shit
湖人球迷：很开心在他还不错的时候我们曾经拥有了他。如此多的潜力都被他浪费了，如果拜纳姆过去能长点心的话，他本能够在很长一段时间里都成为联盟前五的中锋。
[–]LakersHowzitgoin 86 指標 2 天前
Or his knees didn't explode repeatedly
或者他的膝盖没有反复地受伤的话。
[–]stupv 62 指標 2 天前
The two are likely linked, given how he did his knees one of those times whilst screwing around at a bowling alley
这二者是联系在一起的，考虑一下当他在保龄球场搞砸自己膝盖的时候你就知道了，而这种烂事不只发生过一次。
[–]Bulls BandwagonBoss_Nian 754 指標 2 天前
I'm a Bulls fan and didn't know he got traded here
我是一名公牛球迷，我并不知道他曾经被交易到这里过。
[–][CHI] Nate RobinsonImRBJ 496 指標 2 天前*
We traded Deng for him :/
我们曾经用洛尔-邓来交易他 :/
Backstory on this is that Deng was on an expiring and GarPax didn't want to renew, so they shipped him out for Bynum (who was on a 2-yr 24M deal with only 6M guaranteed) and cut Bynum almost immediately.
这个交易背后的故事：洛尔-邓的合同在当时即将到期并且公牛管理层不想续约，所以他们把邓交易走用来交换拜纳姆（后者当时身背一份2年2400万的合同，但只有600万受保障），并几乎在同一时刻把后者给裁了。
[–][SAC] Skal Labissierezeriloa 155 指標 2 天前
You traded Deng for him and a protected first, which converted into a second, which was sold to Golden State
你们用洛尔-邓交易到了拜纳姆和一个受保护的首轮签，后来那变成了一个二轮签，并被送到了勇士。
[–]Knickschiprillis 135 指標 2 天前
So in the end Chicago paid $2.5 million to get rid of Deng?
所以最后的结果是公牛支付了250万美金去摆脱洛尔-邓？
[–]Lakers Bandwagonrburp 189 指標 2 天前
What a bargain! Is that deal still available?
湖人球迷：太划算了！那笔交易现在还能做吗？
[–]SpursMightBeJerryWest 55 指標 2 天前
Sorry, due to inflation that'll cost you one Brandon Ingram in 2017 dollars
抱歉，由于通货膨胀，在2017年那得花费你一个布兰登-英格拉姆。
[–]Lakers Bandwagonrburp 33 指標 2 天前
How about a nice, slightly used Clarkson?
湖人球迷：一个好用的，还是九成新的克拉克森怎么样？