Is Kevin Durant actually Voldemort?
凯文-杜兰特难道真是伏地魔？
Warriorssixtycoffees 於 12小時前 發表
I mean, think about it. The connections are there
1.Associated with snakes
2.Was a prodigy when he was younger, now is just hated
3.Is way stronger than his main rival (7 horcruxes and 4 all stars vs. LeHarry who's pretty much on his own)
4.Has beef with random teenagers
勇士球迷：我不是瞎说啊，这俩人的相似之处可在这摆着呢
1.与蛇联系紧密
2.曾经是金童，现在只被痛恨
3.远远强于他的主要对手（伏地魔有7个魂器，杜兰特队里有4个全明星，而对手勒哈利基本上孤军奋战）
4.和各种青少年有过节
[–][BOS] E'Twaun Moorepokexchespin 512 指標 11小時前
artist’s rendition
石锤了，请看艺术家对此的演绎。
[–]SupersonicsAlfalfa_Centauri 141 指標 11小時前
Go to hell, Mona Lisa. This is a true masterpiece.
蒙娜丽莎可以往后稍稍了。楼上这才是真正的杰作。
[–]LakersAutomaticStop__ 3532 指標 12小時前
Has beef with random teenagers
I'm weak
“和各种青少年有过节”
湖人球迷：哈哈哈我（笑）没劲了。
[–][NYK] Jeremy LinFrugalPants 514 指標 11小時前
This one is my favorite lmao
哈哈哈哈哈这一条是我的最爱。
[–][LAL] Kyle Kuzmayazalama 131 指標 10小時前
You should try progressively overloading your lifts with proper form and range of motion.
回复层主：没劲儿是吧？你应该循序渐进地增加举铁的重量，同时保持好正确的姿势和动作幅度。
[–][CLE] Kevin Lovequentin-coldwater 38 指標 8小時前
*ucfk** that, smith machine squats and hammer curls only
拉倒吧直接史密斯机深蹲和锤式弯举搞起。
[–]LakersAutomaticStop__ 23 指標 10小時前
Funny enough I’m in the gym rn
层主：你别说，我现在还就真在健身房里呢。
[–]RaptorsShadowBlaDerp 598 指標 12小時前
LeHarry
you win
勒哈利……
楼主你赢了。
[–]Kekukoka 568 指標 12小時前
The boy who #livelaughloved
那个活下来的又笑又爱的男孩。[译注1]
[译注1]"The boy who lived"指大难不死的男孩哈利-波特，同时也是哈利-波特第一部《哈利波特与魔法石》的第一章标题。"Live,Laugh,Love"（生活，欢笑，爱）是网络流行的鸡汤类标签，詹姆斯本人就曾经在instagram上使用过。
[–]Sunslanimilbuston 109 指標 11小時前
#striveforgryffindor
#为了格兰芬多努力奋斗[译注2]
[译注2]对詹姆斯常用标签“Strive for Greatness”的调侃（老土的鸡汤标签），格兰芬多是哈利-波特所属的学院。
[–]Keksmonster 94 指標 11小時前
But LeDumbledore would be more fitting thematically.
Was already established top tier wizard/player by the time KD entered the NBA. as opposed to Harry who is like 50 years younger than Voldy.
Is without a doubt the strongest wizard of his time and considered by some to be the strongest of all time.
但我觉得勒邓布利多从主题上来看更为贴切。
勒布朗在KD进入NBA的时候已经是知名的顶级巫师/球员了，而哈利-波特相对于伏地魔可能小了50岁。
邓布利多是自己时代毋庸置疑的最强巫师，也有不少人认为他可能是史上最强，这和勒布朗也很相似。
Despite his age he is still considered the strongest.
Is universally highly respected aside from a few haters (Fudge and his entourage).
Harry could be one of the younger Philly or Celtics guys who have an actual championship chance.
邓布利多/詹姆斯尽管年龄大了，但仍被认为是第一人。
受到基本所有人的高度尊重，除了一小撮黑子（福吉和他的手下）。
哈利可以是76人队或者凯尔特人的某个年轻球员，一个有真正的夺冠可能的年轻人。
A young Laker could also be Harry with LeDumbledore as their mentor to make it even more poetic.
一个年轻的湖人球员也可以是哈利，这样勒邓布利多就可以作为他的导师，让剧情变得更加诗意。
[–]Vancouver Grizzliestraumakit 120 指標 11小時前
DumbLeDore
邓布勒多？？
[–][MIN] Jimmy ButlerRev4890 38 指標 11小時前
yeah harry is weak af compared to voldy and dumbledore this is insulting to lebron
没毛病，哈利-波特相对于伏地魔和邓布利多来说可太菜了，这么比对勒布朗很不尊重。
[–]94savage 1044 指標 12小時前
Also
Lost to LeHarry in 2012 Finals, disappeared and came back stronger than ever.
此外，KD在2012年总决赛里输给了勒哈利，从此消失匿迹，回到总决赛舞台的时候比以往更加强大。
[–]unklebuckets 217 指標 11小時前*
This is where Javale(Neville) shows his true strength by killing one of the horcruxes(somehow draymonds dick)
那下赛季麦基（纳威）就会展示他真正的力量，摧毁一个魂器（emmm……暂定为追梦的28吧）。[译注3]
[译注3]纳威-隆巴顿是哈利的好朋友，看起来有些笨拙的小胖子，最后一部中展示出真正的格兰芬多人的勇气，拿出格兰芬多的宝剑杀死了伏地魔的魂器-巨蛇纳吉尼。
[–]Knickssmileyfrown 195 指標 10小時前
2012 Finals would be Year 1 for LeHarry.
6 years later LeHarry is a 7th year and Durant comes back and destroys Hogwarts Loan Arena. It all fits
2012年总决赛是勒哈利故事的第一年。
6年之后，勒哈利已经进入了七年级，杜兰特归来，摧毁了霍格沃茨*款贷**球馆。都对上了！[译注4]
[译注4]克利夫兰速贷中心此处对应霍格沃茨魔法学校。
[–]christmaskris 57 指標 8小時前
And now LeHarry retires from Hogwarts and swaps to lone path of improving surrounded by lakes to come back and destroy Voldurant for one last time
然后现在勒哈利离开了霍格沃茨，走上了强大自我的孤独道路，修炼于群湖之中，只为了王者归来，最后一次击败伏地魔。
[–][NYK] Kristaps PorzingisRamessesTheOK 42 指標 12小時前
Who's the Hermoine to Lebron's Harry? Lance?
勒布朗要是哈利的话，谁是赫敏呢？芬森？
[–]CelticsJaydadCTatumThe1st 161 指標 11小時前
Kyrie is Luna Lovegood
凯尔特人球迷：欧文是卢娜-洛夫古德。[译注5]
[译注5]卢娜-洛夫古德是书中哈利的朋友，心地善良，但是有很多不同常人的看法和信仰。
[–][LAL] Magic Johnsonminkdraggingonfloor 40 指標 7小時前
Is Ron Lonzo and Hermione Kuzma then?
湖人球迷：这么来看，我觉得球哥当罗恩，库兹马当赫敏还不错。
[–]Pistonssharjil333 494 指標 11小時前
100% he's Peter Pettgrew
He saw Voldemort and the death eaters as the winning side, so he betrayed his friends and joined them out of nowhere
杜兰特百分百是小矮星彼得啊。
他认为伏地魔和他的食死徒们能获胜，所以他背叛了朋友，直接就加入了他们。
[–]HawksAARonBalakay22 161 指標 11小時前
Harden = Lupin?
Westbrook= Sirius Black?
按你这么说，哈登就是卢平，威少就是小天狼星了？
[–]CelticsAKATS_GOODS_ 60 指標 11小時前
Yeah. Now im trying to think of an odd analogy for his cousin Bellatrix...
没毛病，但是我现在想哪个球员可以作为小天狼星的表亲贝拉了……
[–]TimberwolvesBenjammin341 105 指標 11小時前
Draymond?
追梦？
[–]CavaliersFreazur 64 指標 9小時前
Klay is Snape. Next summer, he’ll reveal that he was good all along, and he’ll join the Lakers for the minimum.
克莱是斯内普教授。明年夏天，他会脱去伪装，展示出他一直是个好人，他会底薪加盟湖人的。
[–]WarriorsYa_Mama_hella_ugly 93 指標 9小時前
Joining the lakers is joining the good guys?
勇士球迷：湖人咋就成正义一方了呢？
[–][BOS] Leon Poweresoooo 219 指標 11小時前
Who's pretty much on his own
Bro you missed the whole point of the Harry Potters books if you think he is pretty much on his own
“（勒哈利）孤军奋战”
老哥你要是觉得哈利从始至终是一个人孤军奋战的话，那你根本没看懂哈利波特整部书的内涵啊。
[–][MIN] Jimmy ButlerRev4890 205 指標 11小時前
yeah harry got carried hard
没错，哈利完全是被各种carry啊。
[–][NYK] Willis Reedelsolvia 160 指標 11小時前
Seriously.
Book 1: Carried by his mom.
Book 2: Carried by that weird bird.
Book 3: Carried by himself.
Book 4: Carried by Moody and ultimately a bunch of dead people.
真格的，
第一部：老妈带带我。
第二部: 凤凰带带我。
第三部：自己carry自己。
第四部：穆迪还有（最终）过世亲朋带带我。
Book 5: Carried by DumbLeDore.
Book 6: Carried by DumbLeDore, again.
Book 7: Carried by the entire school and post-humously by DumbLeDore.
Also, never forget he was carried by Snape in every single book.
第五部：邓布利多带带我。
第六部：邓布利多带带我2。
第七部：整个霍格沃茨带带我，死后还有邓布利多带个路。
此外，别忘了他每一部里都被斯内普carry着。
[–][TOR] Jonas ValanciunasDavidKirk2000 270 指標 12小時前
Kevin Durant’s Horcruxes:
His Twitter Account His jersey Those weird shoes he wore in OKC that went up to his knees His FMVP trophy His MVP trophy His pet, Bill Simmons And he accidentally created one in LeBron when he tried to beat him in 2012
凯文-杜兰特的魂器:
推特账号；球衣；雷霆时期穿的那些超高帮球鞋（都快到膝盖了）；FMVP奖杯；MVP奖杯；他的宠物，比尔-西蒙斯[译注6]；此外他还在2012年总决赛试图击败勒布朗的时候意外地把勒布朗也变成了一个魂器。
[译注6]比尔-西蒙斯，著名NBA记者，杜兰特的好友。
[–]Lakersk1ngmad 104 指標 11小時前
And the movie “Thunderstruck”
还有他出演的电影《雷霆万钧》。
[–]Warriorsdeion21 52 指標 11小時前
So if Durant is Voldemort, does that make Draymond Bellatrix?
勇士球迷：如果杜兰特是伏地魔，那追梦是不是就是贝拉了？
[–]TimberwolvesBenjammin341 52 指標 11小時前
Super annoying? Yup
Hated by most fans? Yup
Kills favorite character? Not sure who Sirius would be. Maybe Love?
超级惹人烦？是的。
大部分球迷都讨厌？是的。
杀死了大家最喜爱的角色？我不太确定小天狼星是谁，也许是乐福？
[–]Bullsstuply 101 指標 10小時前
Steven Adam's balls
史蒂文-亚当斯的蛋蛋。