大家晚上好，上一周国内外的主题都是毫无悬念地吹梅西啊，当然了，FIFA腐败丑闻也是槽点满满，快看详细内容吧！
【巴萨赢得国王杯，梅西奉献神级进球】
PressureCereal(尤文球迷)：看了梅西的进球，吓尿了。(I'm quaking in my boots)
aflamp(科林蒂安球迷)：一根筷子易折断，一捆筷子抱成团。我爱MSN！(That front three are so *ucfk**ing unselfish. I love it.)
thebeesbollocks(阿森纳球迷)：我一定要现场观看一次梅球王的比赛，别问我原因。这是我遗愿清单上唯一的项目。(I have to see Messi play live before he retires. I just have to. It's the only thing on my bucket list)
PS：推荐bucket list同名电影。
Aldosterone(阿根廷球迷)：在梅西原地持球的那一刻，他已经写好了接下来30秒的剧本。草皮厚度、空气湿度、纳斯达克综合指数他都了然于胸。(I think that in that moment at the start when he freezes, he's actually calculating all possible plays for the next 30 seconds, considering grass length, humidity and the NASDAQ index.)
zaviex(阿森纳球迷)：足球还怎么踢！FIFA这么扯淡，梅西又这么变态！(I think we should cancel football. With FIFA being *ucfk**ed up and Messi being too good)
Hawkguy67(路人球迷)：我看了这个进球，但还在告诉自己这不是幻觉。(Seeing, still working on believing.)
dmitchell927(拜仁球迷)：怎么样博阿滕，感觉好点了吗？(See Boateng? You don't have to be that embarrassed)
TheJaguarMan(阿贾克斯球迷)：ESPN的一个解说这样评价阿尔维斯的发型：就像是去剪头发没带够钱一样。(One of the commentators on ESPN said something like "shouldn't he have enough money to at least get his haircut finished?")
【足总杯阿森纳4-0维拉夺冠】
mattiejj(阿贾克斯球迷)：在足球场上踢红色的球，腐国的家伙能考虑色盲人群的感受吗？(A red ball on a green field,Brits give zero *ucfk**s about colourblind people.)
LarryLegendWVU(曼联球迷)：哈哈，暴露了吧！这球是粉的！(you must be color blind b/c the ball is pink)
siebura(伊普斯维奇球迷)：真不敢相信阿森纳已经365天无冠了。(Can't believe Arsenal went a whole year without winning a trophy)
UntickingRandomly(罗马球迷)：越看足总杯越嫌弃意大利杯，烦躁！(The more I watch the FA Cup, the more I despise Coppa Italia. I am sincerly jealous)
【FIFA腐败调查及大选】
Nskk(利物浦球迷)指控布拉特！指控布拉特！指控布拉特！(外国友人也有重要的话说三遍的习惯？T T)(please indict Blatter please indict Blatter please indict Blatter)
Miro_Klose(德国球迷)FIFA腐败被查日，家祭无忘告乃翁。(Holy shit. Never thought id see the day)
theEternalDingus(墨西哥球迷)：FIFA16：逃离关塔那摩。(FIFA 16: Escape from Guantanamo Bay)
ACCBiggz(路人球迷)：此时的美国司法部长洛蕾塔-林奇。(Loretta Lynch, currently.)
WislaHD(克拉科夫球迷)：之前从没看过FIFA大选。(有木有人中枪啊，嘿嘿)(I never witnessed a FIFA congress before, this is sooooo bad)
isubird33(美国球迷)：等这事搞掂后，能给美国队服印颗星不？(We get a star above the crest for this right?)
sonastyinc(阿森纳球迷)：选票：
wawin(巴拿马球迷)：整个选举过程满满的《权力的游戏》即视感。(I feel like I just watched an episode of Game of Thrones.)
RobbieWard123(QPR球迷)：欧足联自立门户吧。(UEFA please just withdraw from FIFA)
【费迪南德退役】
DuhSpecialWaan(曼联球迷)：无与伦比的中后卫，那个时代的最佳。(Fantastic CB, the best of his era)
wwxxyyzz(桑德兰球迷)：顶尖后卫，就像跑车中的劳斯莱斯。我心中的最佳英格兰球员之一。(Rolls Royce of a defender, one of the best English players I can remember)
Jezamiah(英格兰球迷)：杰出的曼联球员，没人会忘记他与维迪奇组成的黄金搭档。(Superb player for United will always remember his partnership with Vidic.)
【隋维杰喝水导致丢球，被罚款5万】
Spencer_Drangus(拜仁球迷)：中国的GDP为啥那么高？明白了吧！(So this is how China boosts their GDP)
narron25[S](国米球迷)：亮点是，得分球队的教练也在喝水！(AA, with the coach of the scoring team also drinking water at the same time)
deadwisdom(芝加哥火焰球迷)：不哭，摸摸头。(I can't help but feel sorry for him.)
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