[Knicks Film School] An infuriated Knicks fan is selling his fanhood on eBay for $1,973. If you win the bid, you get to choose which team he roots for instead.
一位恼怒的尼克斯球迷正在eBay上出售自己的球迷身份（粉籍），起拍价为1973美元。中标者可以为这名球迷重新指定一支主队。
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[–][LAL] Chris Kamanpawshytm 6400 指標 8 天前*
Can we force him to root for the Knicks again?
Edit: I think this is my first comment with over 1k upvotes. Thank you.
湖人球迷：咱能强迫他重新支持尼克斯吗？
P.S. 人生第一次破千亮。感谢各位老哥
[–]hisBOYelroy420 2184 指標 8 天前
That's some evil genius shit
你特娘的还真是个邪恶的天才
[–]CRoseCrizzle 1136 指標 8 天前
Is it? He stays a Knicks fan but at least he gets paid for it. That money could buy him concessions at a couple of games.
很邪恶嘛？那个人是要继续当他的尼克斯球迷没错，但最起码他可以拿着钱受罪呀。这笔钱完全可以让他去现场看球的时候买几回啤酒热狗什么的啦。
[–]Knicksbdams19 362 指標 8 天前
I mean, I'll take 2,000 dollars to stay a knicks fan. Pure "evil genius".
尼克斯球迷：额，我愿意勉为其难拿下这2000美刀继续保持我的尼克斯球迷身份。太“邪恶”了。
[–][GSW] Matt Barneslikekoolaid 85 指標 8 天前
Fuck it dude. I could really use that money. Where do I sign up?
卧槽还有这种好事。我现在是真的有点缺钱。哪里可以报名呢？
[–]DoctorAlecHolland 173 指標 8 天前
Then he does the same thing next week. Never ending $1973
然后那个老哥下周又去竞拍一次自己的尼克斯粉籍。源源不断的1973美刀入账啊。
[–][MIL] Corey MaggetteGreekYeet 3364 指標 8 天前
Lets all chip in and make him a kings fan
咱们众筹让他成为国王球迷吧。
[–]jhall0310 766 指標 8 天前
Im down
我觉得可以。
[–][DET] Allen Iversonthejazz97 962 指標 8 天前
Why do that? Just choose the Knicks for him.
用得着这么麻烦吗？就帮他再选一次尼克斯作为主队就行啦。
[–][SAS] Manu Ginobilioleoleoleoleole 249 指標 8 天前
Best outcome
这是最美的结局。
[–]Kings TankwagonRoach_Coach_Bangbus 182 指標 8 天前
Are we the Knicks of the West?
国王球迷：我王难道是西部的尼克斯？
[–]RaptorsDirtyDanoTho 151 指標 8 天前
Yea pretty much
嗯，差不多可以这么说。
[–]San Diego ClippersPhlygone 84 指標 8 天前
Except in a small market, so it's hard to pull a Cleveland where you are so incompetent that you somehow get enough 1st overall picks to lure your old first overall player to come back and win a championship.
快船球迷：但国王还身处小球市，也使得他们难以复刻骑士“无力赢球索性狂揽状元签，然后借此召唤曾经那位状元秀，带回总冠军”这一套神样操作。
[–]Raptorsone-eleven 129 指標 8 天前
"I'm coming home"
Chris Webber
“我要回家了”
——1993年NBA状元秀，国王名宿克里斯-勒布朗-韦伯？
[–][SAC] Brad MillerXpLoZiioN 338 指標 8 天前
Hey it’s me, that eBay user. I have went ahead and become a Kings fan. Feel free to send me my $2000 now! Thanks.
国王球迷：老哥们你们好，我就是主楼那哥们。我已经恪守承诺转投国王啦。你们随时都可以把2000美元打过来，微信支付宝银行卡都行。感激不尽。
[–][BOS] Aron Baynesi_am_dead_inside_ 917 指標 8 天前
Why on earth would someone pay that much for that
哪有人会掏这么多钱就为了给这个人改粉籍？
[–]AndyJPuente[S] 1679 指標 8 天前
$1,973. 1973 = the last time the New York Knicks won the championship. At least he’s creative with the pricing.
老哥设定的起拍价是1973美元。1973年也是纽约尼克斯队上一次夺得总冠军的年份。起码他这个定价很走心。
[–]76ersbanjosbadfurday 996 指標 8 天前
He shoulda just made it $19.73, at least then maybe he’d get a bid!
那还不如定成19.73美元，这样最起码还可能有人出价。
[–]AndyJPuente[S] 391 指標 8 天前
You right you right
楼主：说的dei说的dei。
[–]CavaliersKancer86 224 指標 8 天前
Its you isnt it
楼主啊，这老哥恐怕是你吧？
[–]Kekukoka 164 指標 8 天前
If you scroll down, it's to pay for specific things related to cementing his new fandom. Flying out to a game, jerseys, etc... I feel like at least a couple people will totally make this happen.
如果你们把完整的新闻内容都看完了，就会发现那个尼克斯球迷拿到竞拍的钱之后，还要承担和新主队建立感情连结的诸项义务。比如说搭机去现场看比赛，买主队球衣等等。我觉得还是会有一票人乐于掏钱促成这件事的。
[–]CavaliersZotmaster 189 指標 8 天前
At least what he's offering is entertaining:
• Root for this team whole-heartly
• Bet $500 on their team total over wins, whatever it may be. Ensuring I root for them each and every game
• Buy the NBA package to watch every game
最起码那个老哥列出的条目内容都还有丶意思：
• 全心全意支持新主队
• 拿500美金为新主队的常规赛战绩下注。这样也就保证了自己场场比赛都会始终如一地为新主队加油助威
• 买下新主队的NBA赛事转播包，一场不落地看完整个赛季的比赛
• Buy 2 different players jersey from the team
• Attend 1 Home Game of this team (obviously I have to cover flight and lodging as well)
• Attend 1 Away Game of this team (again, a full travel package)
• 买下主队中两名不同球员的球衣
• 至少去一次主场观看现场比赛 (机票和住宿费自行承担)
• 至少去一次客场观看现场比赛（同上行程所需费用自行承担）
• Throw out my awesome Knicks trash can, replacing it with the team of your choosing
• Burn no less than 3 articles of Knicks memorabilia
• Your teams license plate casing for my car
• 扔掉以前用的那个尼克斯配色酷炫垃圾桶，换成新主队配色的垃圾桶
• 烧掉不少于三件和尼克斯有关的纪念品
• 在自己车上挂一个新主队的特色车牌。
[–]KnicksSpicy_Masala 99 指標 8 天前
Honestly he'll break even.
尼克斯球迷：老实讲，按这个规则走下来，老哥最后应该会是不赚不赔。
[–]Mavericksrustic_counter 530 指標 8 天前
Hell...the things I'd do if I had a billion dollars. I would so slap $5,000 on this bid, buy him a condo in Dallas, make him be my butler at a reasonable salary, buy seasons tickets for the both of us for life/as long as the world is still functioning, with the caveat he has to drive to each game while I get blindly drunk.
It'd be like an evil genius of fun. But alas, no billion dollars...
独行侠球迷：我去…如果我是个亿万富翁，这就是我愿意干的事儿啊。我会大方甩出5000美元来赢下竞拍，为这个老哥在达拉斯买套公寓，用一份合情合理的薪水聘他来当我的管家，再给我俩都买上终生季票，一直看到地球停转为止。在他开车送我们去球场的路上，依然保持着机警的同时，我就喝个烂醉如泥。
这真是个邪恶而精巧的娱乐计划啊。唉我现在万事俱备，只差个十亿美元了。
[–]WarriorsMacDerfus 227 指標 8 天前
Cuban just got an idea, though.
库班看到这里眼前一亮。
[–]Mr_RobotNick 222 指標 8 天前
I say fantasy leagues changed the perspective of rooting for teams to individuals. When you got the last player on your fantasy team that needs 2 tds against your favorite team to win your matchup, sorry Chicago Bears what have you done for me lately
我觉得范特西联盟系列游戏改变了个人对于支持一支球队的看法。当你的范特西球队名单上最后一人需要面对你现实生活中的主队完成两次达阵才能帮助范特西球队赢得胜利之时，立场难免动摇。抱歉了我现实生活中的主队，游戏能给我带来快乐，但你呢？
[–]Sunscicadaenthusiat 103 指標 8 天前
Football yeah but not basketball.
在橄榄球联盟里也许是这样，篮球界的情况就有所不同了。
[–]Raptorsshiny_dittos 169 指標 8 天前
"I want the raps to win, but I want harden to drop 50 and 10 on them"
猛龙球迷：“我希望我龙能赢，但是我也想看哈登在对阵我们的时候拿个50+10”。
[–]SpursA_WILD_CUNT_APPEARED 391 指標 8 天前
If this person has already shown a willingness to change fandoms, the most heinous of crimes in sport fandom. The who is to say he'll just won't change his team again. No sell.
这个尼克斯球迷已经愿意犯*体下**育迷群体中的最恶劣罪行——更改粉籍。那谁又能保证他以后再也不会犯下同样的罪过呢？我是绝对不买账的。
[–]76erschiefofbaskets 143 指標 8 天前
the most heinous of crimes in sport fandom
lebron fans on suicide watch rn
“体育迷群体中的最恶劣罪行”
詹蜜群体横躺一枪。
[–]WarriorsMacDerfus 53 指標 8 天前
If they're LeBron fans then they aren't changing their fandom. A team fan is a secondary fan of its players which can change, and a player fan is a secondary fan the player's team which can change at any time.
勇士球迷：詹姆斯球迷其实根本不算换了粉籍啊。如果你是队蜜，那不管球队换来哪个球员你都可以粉他，即球员次于球队。同理如果你是球员蜜，不管这个球员换到哪支球队，你也有权爱屋及乌，支持新队，即球队次于球员。
The Knicks Fan Who Sold his Fanhood On Ebay is Now a Lakers Fan
在eBay上出售自己粉籍的尼克斯球迷正式成为湖人球迷
[–][TOR] OG AnunobyDeMVP_DeMar 1108 指標 9小時前
"I am a lifelong LeBron James fan, and a Lakers fan of a month and half," Riedel wrote in an email. "I originally thought about turning Evan into a Nets fan for the torment, but I feel like he should be able to root for the King before he retires."
Bronsexual confirmed
（竞拍得标者）Riedel在邮件里写到：“我粉了老詹一辈子，粉湖人也有一个半月。我本来想指定Evan（竞拍粉籍者）成为一名篮网球迷，然后看他饱受折磨以此为乐。不过后来我良心发现，觉得他也有资格在老詹退役之前为老皇帝的表现呐喊助威”
石锤了，这个中标的老哥是詹姆斯脑残粉。
[–]RustedWheel 73 指標 8小時前
"I am a lifelong LeBron James fan..."
Pretty sure no 33 year old men are lifelong LeBron James fans.
“我粉了老詹一辈子……”
很确定没有33岁以上的人敢说自己有生之年都是老詹铁粉。
[–]LakersKanyesBFF 92 指標 8小時前
That’s actually a quote from the guy who won the bid. He’s 23.
湖人球迷：上面的内容是引用了中标那位朋友的原话。他只有23岁。
[–]Lakersbodhii 280 指標 8小時前
I'm actually so happy for him. I used to be a LeBron hater but I changed my tune in 2013 when I had to choose between the King and the Spurs. And let me tell you, it is a LOT more fun to root for LeBron than it is to root against him.
湖人球迷：我还真的为这个老哥感到高兴。我以前也是詹黑一名，但是在2013年总决赛开打之际，我在马刺和詹皇之间选择了后者。现身说法，支持老詹所能获得的乐趣远多于去支持他的对手。
[–][GSW] Stephen CurryGustoChampion 262 指標 7小時前
I also have a few things for sale. $5,000 obo each. Rights to choose my favorite video game (currently Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4), rights to choose favorite color (currently blue), rights to choose my sock color for the next year (currently white). PM if interested.
我也有点东西可供拍卖，每件物品的起拍价都是5000美元。竞拍物有：我最喜欢的电子游戏重置权（现为托尼-霍克职业滑板4），我最喜欢的颜色重置权（现为蓝色），我明年要穿的袜子颜色的重置权（现为白色）。感兴趣的大佬可以私聊我。
[–][GSW] Draymond Greenthe_dinks 189 指標 7小時前
rights to choose my sock color for the next year (currently white)
i would pay to have this changed if i were you
我明年要穿的袜子颜色的重置权（现为白色）
我要是你我就自己掏钱把这条重置权买下来，赶紧换个颜色。
[–]WarriorsGOAT_OR_LYNCH_HIM3 47 指標 7小時前
Please don't wear white socks.
请别穿白色袜子。
[–]Cavaliersdaddyfatstacksthe2nd 63 指標 6小時前
Buy his sock color to help him out
好心人买下更改他袜子颜色的权力吧，救救孩子。
[–][NYK] John StarksObviousAnswerGuy 331 指標 8小時前
fake "fan" just hustled someone for $3500 lol
尼克斯球迷：一个伪“球迷”正式把3500美元骗到手了233333。
[–]Kekukoka 126 指標 8小時前
"I'm giving a decent amount of it back," Perlmutter said. "It's not like I'm pocketing money."
Apparently he's serious enough to not keep the excess... The world is a strange place.
“这笔钱的大部分我都要送回去的（履行球迷义务），”Perlmutter(竞拍粉籍者)表示，“我并没打算借此自己混一笔钱。”
似乎老哥真的很认真，他并不打算自己留着完成任务后剩下的钱……大千世界真是无奇不有啊。
[–]Lakersso-cal_kid 47 指標 7小時前
What does that mean he's only keeping enough for like a nice dinner or something?
湖人球迷：那这是啥意思啊，他是只打算留点钱吃顿不错的晚餐还是什么？
[–]CelticsTIMMAH2 116 指標 7小時前
No, if you read the original post, there were a lot of conditions for his new fandom. He had to bet 500 dollars on the over for his new team's wins, he had to fly out to see them play a home game, etc. So he has expenses, to be sure.
不是这样的。看过原帖你就知道，在他转投新主队之后还有一系列条款需要他完成。他不仅要拿出500美元押新主队的胜场数，而且还要坐飞机去看他们在主场的比赛，诸如此类。他当然还是会有些花销的。
[–][GSW] Kevin Duranti4LOVE4Pie4 215 指標 6小時前
So he got a free $500 bet and a free mini vacation?
也就是说这老哥免费得到了一个金额为500美元的赌注，还免费获得了一个小假期？
[–]MavericksLeoFireGod 138 指標 6小時前
Respect the hustle
让我们向这老哥的努力和智慧致敬。
[–]KnicksJoetheshow1 353 指標 9小時前
A Lakers fan would spend their money on that lol
尼克斯球迷：哈哈哈哈这还真的就像是湖人球迷会干的事。
[–]LakersNico777 177 指標 7小時前
[–]Lakerswelmoe 98 指標 7小時前
Lakers douche is actually loaded
湖人球迷：这个著名的“欠揍湖蜜”实际上很有钱。
[–]LakersNico777 120 指標 6小時前
Well yeah, he sits near courtside. I'd have to give up eating for like 6 months to afford one ticket there.
湖人球迷：可不么，他可是坐在斯台普斯场边的座位啊。我得连续6个月不吃不喝才能买得起一张场边票。