[–]【米堡】DK359 4431 points 2 days ago
City's 'B' Team:
Bravo
Cancelo
Mangala
Otamendi
Mendy
Fernandinho
Gündoğan
Foden
Sane
Jesus
Mahrez
曼城二队阵容：
布拉沃
坎塞洛
曼加拉
奥塔门迪
门迪
费鸟
郭德纲
福登
萨内
热苏斯
马赫雷斯
[–]Triforcesarecool 3012 points 2 days ago
That's actually disgusting
真的恶心了
[–]Nonachalantly 648 points 2 days ago
I puked
先吐为敬
[–]【米堡】T3Sh3 231 points 2 days ago
HE’S GONNA, HE’S GONNA PUKE!
这家伙就快……这家伙要吐啦！（戏仿某古早网络视频中的台词）
[–]bgfather 282 points 2 days ago
Yeah, *ucfk** that, it's like me playing PES.
是啊，他大爷的，跟我玩实况足球似的
[–]【曼联】The_Promised_Land 450 points 2 days ago
Mangala still hasn't been sold?
曼加拉还没被卖？
[–]【曼联】NosaAlex94 617 points 2 days ago
The Darmian of Man City.
曼城版达米安。
[–【利物浦】]HedgeSlurp 299 points 2 days ago
Darmian still has't been sold?
达米安还没被卖？
[–]【皇马】LegendaryMemeBo 460 points 2 days ago
The Rojo of Man United
曼联版罗霍。
[–【利物浦】]jxe1104 249 points 2 days ago
Rojo still hasn't been sold?
罗霍还没被卖？
[–]【皇马】LegendaryMemeBo 417 points 2 days ago
The Phil Jones of Man United.
Damn, I can do this all day. Get your damn house in order Ed.
曼联版菲尔-琼斯。
见鬼，我能玩上一整天（美队名台词梗）。三德子*他妈你**的也不管一下。
[–]【澳大利亚】mrfivedollertips 236 points 22 hours ago
Fuck me, man city is as deep as a whale's asshole. Depth for days.
沃日，曼城这深度就跟鲸鱼的****一样。深不见底。
[–]AinsleyKnows 244 points 21 hours ago
Walker is simply too good for the bench though
沃克的水平坐板凳真的太浪费了
[–]_kissmyaxe_ 431 points 20 hours ago
Let's be real most of those players are too good for the bench. It's not like they're all on the bench every week either, Pep rotates a lot.
说真的大多数球员坐板凳都太浪费了。不过也不是每周都坐板凳，瓜还是会轮换的。
[–]【热刺】Coysrus7 4956 points 2 days ago
I'm glad to be included with the likes of Man City B
幸共曼B比肩，刺迷与有荣焉
[–]【切尔西】Daniiiiii 804 points 2 days ago
!Blazing hot take alert!
I wonder how many United players make it in a combined City B and United A lineup.
挑事警告！
如果曼城二队和曼联一队混编的话，有多少曼联球员能挤进首发？
[–]【英格兰】IAmNotStelio 305 points 2 days ago
Pogba and De Gea?
博格巴和德赫亚？
[–]byronfry95 127 points 1 day ago
And Maguire
再加个马奎尔
[–]heraho 377 points 2 days ago
XI: De gea, cancelo, Maguire, otamendi, shaw, Pogba, gundogan, fernandinho, mahrez, rashford, sane.
Based on a man city starting 11 where b. Silva is included instead of mahrez
混编十一人：德赫亚、坎塞洛、马奎尔、奥塔门迪、肖、博格巴、京多安、费尔南迪尼奥、马赫雷斯、拉什福德、萨内
前提是曼城常规首发阵容用B席而非马赫雷斯。
[–]【阿贾克斯】Krillin113 269 points 2 days ago
Fit mendy is better than shaw, let's be real here, also id argue Jesus is better than Rashford, and maybe a case can be made for AWB over Cancelo, but I don't see it.
讲道理，无伤门迪比*强肖**，热苏斯也好过拉什福德，万-比萨卡倒是有可能顶替坎塞洛，不过我也不确定。
[–]【博卡青年】TheMasterlauti 398 points 2 days ago
Jesus>Rashford
热苏斯>拉什福德
[–]Keskekun 2940 points 21 hours ago
It's funny because it's true.
好笑就好笑在这还不是开玩笑。
[–]【多特】kotkaiser 776 points 21 hours ago
Watch West Ham pull a Leicester.
看好西汉姆上演莱斯特奇迹。
[–]MrEatYoBooty69 1009 points 21 hours ago
Yeah..... Nope
是的……额还是不了
[–]UltraInstinctRonaldo 405 points 2 days ago
Having a world class manager as a pundit is a breath of fresh air.
这样的世界级教头简直就是解说界的一股清流。
[–]【曼联】TheMetaphysicalSlug 159 points 2 days ago
How dare you disrespect Alan Pardew like that
大胆！你眼里还有帕都督吗？
[–]UltraInstinctRonaldo 42 points 2 days ago
Pardew dancing gif
帕杜尬舞.gif
[–]【水晶宫】CosmologyX 8 points 1 day ago
Look can we just all forget about that pls
别提这茬儿了行吗哥几个？
[–]just_a_regular_goy 18 points 2 days ago
How dare you disrespect Henry like that.
大胆！你眼里还有亨指导吗？
[–]【热刺】Striggie 869 points 2 days ago
I hope the delivery was "Manchester City, Tottenham, Liverpool and Manchester...City, B team"
我希望他当时是这么说：“曼彻斯特城、托特纳姆热刺、利物浦以及曼彻斯特……城二队”
[–]【阿森纳】WarrenAlaCarte 385 points 1 day ago
Or
“Manchester City, Tottenham, Liverpool and Manchester.”
“Jose, Do you really think United has a shot this year?”
“I ah...I meant Manchester City B team”
或者
“曼彻斯特城、托特纳姆热刺、利物浦以及曼彻斯特。”
“鸟叔，您真觉得曼联今年有戏？”
“我……我其实是说曼城二队。”
[–]【皇马】MobiWanKenobi 5 points 1 day ago
Or "... the two Manchester teams, City and City B".
或者 “……曼市两队争冠，曼城和曼城B。”
[–]【皇马】kingslayyer 1688 points 2 days ago
Man City have Mahrez Silva and Gundogan on the bench while Man Utd start with Jesse Lingard
曼城有马赫雷斯、席尔瓦和京多安看饮水机，曼联那头林加德都打上首发了
[–]【皇马】javierich0 399 points 2 days ago
Oof.
哦呼。
[–]【曼联】TheLarryMullenBand 265 points 2 days ago
Cheers, crying now.
掌声与泪珠齐飞。
[–]amit-kaufman 352 points 2 days ago
in b4 Jesse Lingard scores a hattrick of bangers today
锁前留名，林加德今天要演帽子戏法！
[–]Freeloading_Sponger 180 points 2 days ago
You could have written this comment after the match, and it would have still been before that happens.
你在赛后这么评论也能说得通，反正都是未完成时态。
[–]【切尔西】ziggazaggaziggazagga 418 points 2 days ago
I am rock hard watching this man pundit
光是看这个男人评球我就已经硬了
[–]KimmyBoiUn[S] 146 points 2 days ago
Now we need Wenger as well
就差温格了
[–]tapped21 48 points 2 days ago
Hope they get them for the Chelsea vs Arsenal match
期待他俩来解说切尔西大战阿森纳。
[–]rubberturtle 5 points 1 day ago
Well uhh, when you look at ze qualitee of ze players...
嗯，当你观察介些球员的树质……（模仿温格的法国口音
