每个熊孩子的童年都充满天真、烂漫、无邪，额……以及老爸老妈的谎言和恐吓。
肯定不止小编一个人听过“把泡泡糖吞到肚子里会把肠子黏在一起”，“说谎话的小孩会长长鼻子”，还有还有“压岁钱先帮你存着，以后再给你”（小编以后从来没见到过自己的压岁钱……）
而那些国外的熊孩子，家长为了整治他们，都放过哪些大招呢……
Traumatised Reddit users have revealed the little white lies they were told as children- and many believed until adulthood.
网友们在红迪网上晒出了小时候听过的各种善意的谎言，表示“很受伤”―有些人甚至直到成年后才发现那些话是假的。
1. You’re allergic to sugar, someone revealed the biggest lies they were told as children.
你对糖果过敏，有人说这是他童年最大的谎言。
2. Another believe that the candy at the supermarket checkout was not for sale.
有网友说，他/她告诉他，超市收银台旁边的糖果不是卖的。
3. My mom told me that rice cakes were cookies, one person wrote.
另一网友写到：“我妈告诉我米糕就是曲奇。”
4. Other people were told by parents wanting some privacy in the bedroom- and it was not until adulthood that they realised the real reason the door was shut.
还有一些网友的父母为了夫妻隐私对他们撒谎，他们直到成年后才明白卧室门紧闭的真正原因。
5. The door is locked because mummy was helping daddy hang a picture behind the door and we didn't want you to open it and hit us, one person wrote.
有网友写道：“他们告诉我，妈妈正在帮爸爸往门后面挂画，不让我开门是怕门会撞到他们。”
6. One person was told if they ”misbehaved in the car, the car would be sad.”
有网友的父母对他说：“如果你们坐车时不听话，车子是会伤心的。”
7. Another was told if they didn’t behave on the plane, the pilot would turn around.
还有人被恐吓到，如果在飞机上不听话，飞行员就会把飞机掉头。
8. If I didn’t sit still during a haircut, the barber would cut my ear off, one person believed. The worst part was that the barber would play along.
如果理发时不坐端正，理发师就会把我的耳朵切下来。最可怕的是理发师也会跟着附和！！！
9. My mom told me that if I ate raw cookie dough, I’d get worms.
我妈跟我说，如果我吃生的面团，我的肚子里会长蛔虫。
10. When we went to the store my mom used to say,” Every time I touch something a kitten dies.
每次去商店，我妈妈通常都说,“每次我碰一样东西，就会有一只小猫死掉。”
11. No, this isn’t a brownie, it’s a protein bar filled with lots of fiber and spinach. You wouldn’t like it.
不，这不是布朗尼，这是一种加了纤维和菠菜的蛋白质，你不会喜欢吃这个的。
12. Every time you lie the baby Jesus gets diarrhea.
每次你撒谎，耶稣宝宝都会拉肚子。
13. My dad told me that pushing the seat recline button on an airplane helps the plane take off, and that if not enough people push it the plane will crash.
我爸跟我说，按飞机上的座位后靠按钮，能帮助飞机起飞。如果人们不按的话，飞机会坠毁。
14. Oh no this isn’t Cola, it’s a black water, you wouldn’t like it.
噢，不，这不是可乐，这只是一种黑色的水，你不会喜欢喝这个的。
15. When you lied, your ears turn red. I covered my ears every time I lied.
我妈说，你每次撒谎，耳朵都会变红。所以我每次撒谎的时候都捂住耳朵。
（编辑：左卓 秦区区<实习>）
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