以下为搞笑翻译，切莫当真！
英语笑话(一)
英语老师问一个学生，“How are you是什么意思”
学生想how是怎么，you是你，于是回答“怎么是你?”
老师生气又问另一个同学:“How old are you?是什么意思?”
这个同学想了想说:“怎么老是你?”
英语笑话(二)
某人刻苦学习英语，终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞，忙说:lam sorry.
老外应道:Iamsorrytoo
某人听后又道:Iam sorrythree
老外不解，问:What are you sorry for?
某人无奈，道:Iam sorry five.
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以上剧情纯属娱乐，言归正传！
打招呼的常用语:
1. Hello. 你好。
2. Hi. 嗨。
3. Good morning. 早上好。
4. Good afternoon. 下午好。
5. Good evening. 晚上好。
6. How are you? 你好吗？
7. How's it going? 怎么样？
8. Howdy. 你好。
9. Hey there. 嗨。
10. Nice to meet you. 很高兴认识你。
11. Pleased to meet you. 很高兴认识你。
12. What's up? 怎么样？
Conversation 1:
A: Hi, how are you?
B: I'm good, thanks. How about you?
A: I'm doing well, thanks for asking.
对话 1：
A：嗨，你好吗？
B：我很好，谢谢。你呢？
A：我做得很好，谢谢关心。
Conversation 2:
A: Good morning, how was your weekend?
B: It was great, thanks for asking. How about yours?
A: It was good, just spent some time relaxing at home.
对话 2：
A：早上好，你周末过得怎么样？
B：很棒，谢谢关心。你的周末怎么样？
A：不错，只是呆在家里放松了一下。
Conversation 3:
A: Hey there, long time no see!
B: I know, it's been ages. How have you been?
A: I've been good, thanks. How about you?
B: I've been keeping busy with work, but overall things are good.
对话 3：
A：嘿，很长时间没有见面了！
B：我知道，都过了好久了。你近况怎么样？
A：我做得很好，谢谢。你呢？
B：我一直很忙，但总体上还不错。