与蚊子斗智斗勇一整夜，早晨起来脑子里就一个念头：一定要把这一晚的经历分享给大家！一定能逗笑你[大笑]
一篇双语趣文，亲身经历，慢慢看
Its victory is an insult to me, isn't it?
Lights off, mosquitoes out.
熄灯，蚊子出没。
They are more than annoying!
它们简直太烦人了！
How could it be that?
怎么会这样？
I had made a careful and particular observation around my bedroom before turning off lights and sliding into bed.
关灯钻被窝之前，我特地仔细地观察了卧室一圈。
Thank God! There was NO mosquito! It was clear and undoubtful. That was what I was thinking. But the fact turned out to be the opposite.
太棒啦！没有蚊子！清楚明白，不容置疑。我当时就这么认为的。但是，事实恰恰相反。
DARE you believe that I was awakened by them buzzing over my head and making halts on my face! This is an insult!
你敢信吗？它们绕着我头嗡嗡，还落在我脸上，生生把我吵醒了！奇耻大辱！[大哭]
The more upset was that I could do nothing to stop that. They were invisible in the deep darkness. Otherwise, I would grasp them in my hand and grind them to death.
无力感更让我焦躁。一片漆黑，啥也看不见。不然的话，我就抓住它们，碾死它们。
All I could do was to cover my head with quilt with a small hole made near my nose for fresh air. Like in a cave!
我只能用被子蒙住头，在鼻子那里露个小孔呼吸。就跟在洞里一样！[流泪]
Miserable! This didn't work. I still could not fall asleep and the buzzing noise made me wide awake!
好惨！根本没用！我还是睡不着，嗡嗡声彻底把我弄醒了！[泣不成声]
Oh my God! It was still dark outside the window! Obviously, it was early and the sun has not shown its orange face. But I was fully awake while these little monsters kept humming! There must be more than one given their landing frequency on the face. I could feel it, so no doubts.
天啊！窗外还一片漆黑！很明显，天色尚早，太阳还没露出橘色的笑脸。但是，这些小怪物一直嗡嗡嗡，我彻底清醒了！肯定不止一只蚊子，因为它们频繁落在我脸上。我能明显感觉到，不用怀疑了。
You definitely can't guess what was on my mind.
你一定猜不到我当时在想什么。
I was thinking, even begging, "Come on. Just bite me and go. Let me sleep. Dawn is coming."
我当时想着，甚至恳求着：“来吧来吧。咬我一口赶紧走。让我好好睡觉。天快亮了。”
But it was useless. They went on in their own way.
毫无作用。它们依旧我行我素。
I rolled over and over while the sky became brighter and brighter. Finally, rays from outside were bright enough for me to see the flying creatures.
天色渐亮，我在床上翻来覆去。终于，窗外的光线照射进来，我可以看到这些家伙了。
"BEEP" The alarm clock rang.
“滴滴滴滴……”闹钟响了。
It was morning.
天亮了。
#英语##蚊子##晚上失眠的时候你们都在干什么#