第 29 期
01
蓬佩奥暂时还是美国国务卿
可他最近去土耳其
却见不到对方总理和总统
US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo
visited Turkey, but got no warm reception.
02
他还访问了法国
但人家连新闻稿都没舍得发一个
He visited France, yet the French media
even did not report it.
03
美国媒体自己都说
蓬佩奥离任前出访收获为零
Even some US media said
his visits are of zero value.
04
大家都知道
不管下届如何
他都铁定要离开白宫了
Pompeo himself will soon
become zero by leaving office,
05
所以他已成过气网红
谁也不把他当根葱
with his feelings cared by none.
06
可就是这么个家伙
居然还公开说台湾“不属于中国”
Yet this guy uttered
very bad words about Taiwan
07
这胡话说得尺度太大
吓得台湾小蔡都不敢接茬
that frightened even the secessionists there.
08
在蓬佩奥力主下
台湾地区和美国还搞了次经济对话
Pompeo also helped to organize
an economic dialogue with the latter.
09
就为开这个会
*进党民**当局还要进口瘦肉精美猪
引发台湾百姓众怒
As “payback”, the ruling DPPwas to
import US pork that contains ractopamine,
010
在国民*党**组织下
台北抗议者连续好几天堵路
大街上放的都是模型猪
which hurts Taiwan people’s
interests and aroused protests.
011
遍观整个台湾政坛
啥啥都跟猪有关
So you see, Taiwan politics is about pigs,
and DPP is committing bad deeds.
012
*进党民**名声坏透
国民*党**也好不到哪去
Make no mistake; Kuomintang is no better.
013
口口声声反猪护台
却连“美猪”二字都喊不出来
They oppose ractopamine pork
but dare not say who is the exporter.
014
还不是奴才心态作怪
怕伤了自己的美国后台？
Because they fear hurting
the feelings of their US bosses.
015
国民*党**前大佬朱立伦
甚至公开赞同蓬佩奥“高论”
只把我们的惠台政策当工具
Eric Chu Li-luan, their former boss,
even openly agreed with Pompeo.
016
台湾摊上这两个*党**
前途想都不用想
唯有早日统一
才是台湾真正的希望
With these two parties there,
Taiwan’s future is dimmed.
Join the reunification,
that’s the only hope for you!
监制 / 柯荣谊 联合监制 / 邢志刚 统筹 / 张若琼
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