仲基欧巴终于成功撩到了我的女神，虽然有点桑心，但还是衷心祝福他们，希望他们能早点生个“宋小宝”。不会撩的直男们求求你们多看看教科书，强撩真得会挨揍哎！
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A girl I know is preparing for her IELTS (雅思）. I said to her: “how about I’ll help you prepare?” She said,“If you’re trying to hit on me, don’t bother, you won’t succeed.” What did she mean by hit on me? She meant 如果你想撩我，那就别浪费力气了，你不会成功”. So I replied, “ You really think I’m trying to hit on you? I’m just trying to improve my Chinese through talking to you.”
有一个我认识的女孩在准备考雅思。我说“我帮你吧，怎么样？”她回复：If you’re trying to hit on me, don’t bother,你不会成功的。hit on me 就是想撩我的意思。don’t bother 是别浪费力气。我回复“你真的以为我是想hit on you?我只是想当个语伴顺便进步自己的中文”
What do you think of my reply? Should I have been very direct (直接）and said something like “you’ll change your mind”? Or should I have tried something funny like: “ I’m not trying to hit on you, I’m just trying to spend time with you so that I give your beautiful friend a chance to hit on me”? Let me know in the comments what type of answer you find sexy!
你们觉得我的回复怎么样？难道我应该很直接的说“你会改变主意”之类的话？还是我应该来一句搞笑的，比如“我不是要hit on you ,我是想和你待在一起给你漂亮闺蜜一个hit on me 的机会？在评论里告诉我你觉得什么样的反驳有吸引力？
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Stop trying to hit on my best friend, she already has a boyfriend.
别试图撩我闺蜜，她已经有男朋友了。
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周末一起去沙滩撩汉子吧？
明天揭晓答案