#有哪些简短而又好笑的段子#
1.A naked woman robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face. 一个裸体女人抢劫了一家银行。没有人记得她的脸。
2.Stressed is just desserts spelled backwards. 压力就是把甜点倒过来拼。
3.How many times must I flush before you finally go away? 我要冲多少次水你才会离开?
4.Money alone won’t make you happy. You’ve got to own it. 金钱本身不会让你快乐。你必须拥有它。
5.I heard women love a man in uniform. Can’t wait to start working at McDonalds. 我听说女人喜欢穿制服的男人。等不及要去麦当劳工作了。 6.My boss told me that I don’t know my boundaries. So I fired him. 老板说我不知道自己的底线。所以我解雇了他。
7.Just checked my bank account. Anybody in need of a kidney? 我刚查了我的银行账户。有人需要肾吗?
8.Waiter, there’s a fly twitching in my soup!” 服务员，我的汤里有只苍蝇在抽搐!”
9.As long as cocoa beans grow on trees, chocolate is fruit to me. 只要可可豆长在树上，巧克力对我来说就是水果。
10.My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not. 我的邻居正在听很棒的音乐。不管他们喜不喜欢。