hello，朋友们。愚人节快到了，有没有想好要怎样整你的朋友呢？
Hello friends, April Fool’s day is finally here, have you figure out the best way to prank your friends?
愚人节就是一个“骗”字。上学的时候记得老被同学骗，像老师喊你去办公室、考试全校第一等小把戏尝了个遍。
April Fools is all about “lies”. Back in the school days, I remembered cliché lies like “Teacher wants to see you in his office”, “You are 1st place in the exam”, etc…
不过Job-IN要给大家分享一些有趣，让对方意想不到的整人攻略。
Job-IN wants to share with you some easy and funny pranks.
01
整人攻略之发假邮件
Fake email
今年的愚人节是周六，不过也要上班。如果你和朋友正好在同一家公司上班，你可以冒充“人事”给他发封周六休息不上班的邮件，等着BOOS打电话怼他吧。
This year’s April Fool is on Saturday, however, some people still have to go to work. You can send a fake email from “HR” to your colleague and tell him/her that Saturday is off, and just wait for your boss to do the rest.
和下面这些整人方式相比，上面这种方式算九牛一毛，Job-IN准备了更带劲的攻略，赶紧看过来。
Compare to the pranks below, this one is just piece of cake. Job-IN prepared a better list for you.
02
整人攻略之木头食物
Wood food
大家每天都要吃饭，学会这招一整一个上当。朋友以为你精心准备了一桌大餐，鱼、虾、面包、土豆片、蔬菜、烤面包。
You can prepare a full meal for your friends, fish, shrimp, bread, potato, vegetable … all made of wood.
其实这些吃的都是用木头做的，当他难过时你还可以用木头做的巧克力安慰（zheng）他。
When he/she is upset, you can comfort him/her with chocolate…also made of wood.
03
整人攻略之可乐加盐
Coke plus salt
提前准备一瓶罐装可乐，打开后加入食用盐，然后用胶水把瓶口粘住，看他喝后哭笑不得的样子。
All you need is a can of coke and lots of salt. Seal it with glue, and enjoy his/her look after drinking it.
04
整人攻略之芥末、牙膏
Wasabi/ toothpaste
除了准备用木头做菜外，你也可以在零食上下功夫。买一个牛油果味道的汉堡，用芥末代替汉堡中的牛油果，如果想让你的朋友更刺激一把的话，可以加大芥末的剂量。
How can we forget about WASABI! Buy a burger with avocado, replace it with wasabi and give it to your friend. You can adjust the amount to see all levels of reactions.
同样的道理，用牙膏代替奥利奥中间的奶油夹心。
Or, simply replace the crème in Oreo with toothpaste.
愚人节是整人的节日，也是增进友情的节日，你这次整我，我下次整你，图个开心。Job-IN温情提示，整人要恰到好处，学会适可而止。
We all agree that April Fools is a great time to enhance friendship. You prank me and I prank you back. How fun is that! Job-IN also wants to warn everyone that excess amount of wasabi can end your friendship.
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