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Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
不是抽屉里最锋利的刀。
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t watching.
他肯定是趁救生员不备，跳进基因池。
A room temperature IQ.
IQ值简直和室温一样高。
Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them
together.
脑子里少根弦儿！
A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
比正常的无知者还要无知144倍。（形容无知到了极点，但是为什么是144倍？小编迷惑）
A photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on.
简直是个数码相机存储卡，可惜相机镜头盖被粘死了。（表示一旦事情过后，某人什么教训都不记得，就像关着镜头拍照一样，什么都留不下。）
A prime candidate for natural deselection.
适者生存理论失败的典型例证。
During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.
进化时，他的祖先肯定是当权派。（要不是走后门，他怎么有机会进化成人?）
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t
coming.
门开了，灯在闪，可是不见火车来。
Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
他有两个大脑，一个丢了，另一个去找去了。
He’s so dense, light bends around him.
他太蠢了,光碰到他多要拐向走.
If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.
如果这个学生再笨一点儿的话，他得需要一周被浇两次水了。
If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.
如果你用一分钱买他的想法，你还能拿到找零的。
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
如果你离他够近,你能听到大海的声音。(形容他没有思想,不会思考。)
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
人家畅饮智慧之泉，他只是拿来漱了漱口。
Takes him 1.5 hours to watch "60 Minutes".
他要花一个半小时来观察一个小时。(效率太低了。)
It’s impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
（难以相信生成这个孩子的精子曾击败了百万大军。）
Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
轮子还在转,可仓鼠死了.
He sets low personal standards and then consistently fail to achieve them.
他给自己设定的标准很低，但每次还是达不到。
He has been working with glue too much.
他和和浆糊打交道的时间太长了。
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