暨我的大学印象73番外
“结束是为了开始，死亡是为了生存。”
--《昆虫记》（Souvenirs Entomologiques）作者：让-亨利·卡西米尔·法布尔
“人们为了获得生活，就要抛弃生活。”
--《变形记》（Die Verwandlung） 弗兰兹·卡夫卡
事情的开始是在两天前，9月5日。
晚上，来到了新世纪22号北一楼某房间。
有点杂乱。
翻动了一下角落的垃圾，出现了一只小强。
第一只还是挺震撼的。
物理消灭+餐巾纸清理之。
然后另一个地方出现了第二只。
习以为常了。
不过这次是扔到了一个更近的垃圾厢房。
第三只就比较戏剧化了。
我向楼里的阿姨借来了杀虫剂对房间角落一顿猛喷，过了一会儿小强出现，活蹦乱跳，企图从一个角落转移到另一个角落。
然后我就一顿猛喷，它一顿猛跑；然后我就一顿猛喷，它摇摇摆摆；然后我就一顿猛喷，它停下了。
餐巾纸清理之。
房间里的味道有点浓了，这时其他打扫的同学也陆续来到，开门+开风扇通风，他们也参与了后续的打扫任务。
至于为什么我不说房间的具体号码，因为一天后当我再次来到新世纪22号北，门右侧有一块牌子： 院长办公室 。
以上纯属虚构（ 保命要紧 ）
第四只就不是我的“虫”头了。
一楼另一房间喷完过了一会儿，有只小强大摇大摆朝着门口走来。
然后小彭上去就是一jio，然后一踢。
后来还是清理掉了（ 拒绝生物污染 ）
So，that's the end of Section one.
Section Two
Direction: In Section Two, you will hear one longer story(poetry). After you hear the whole story, read the four possible answers on your paper and decide which one is the best answer for the questions you heard. Please choose the answer and write it down in your answer sheet. The story will be spoken only once. If you miss some information, then you may miss some points, or you can guess one if you can get a random number in your calculator.
Now the story begins.
Day two
NEW CENTURY 22 North
1F somewhere
Another cockroach！
No panic because I just wanted to find cockroaches today.
Also because today is truly “Team Mission”.
I’ve got some helpers .
Nice and more specifically, brave helpers .
(women lianhe)
The cushion in the corner went mouldy.
The drink in the corner was out of date.
The paper box where the brochures were stored had not been even opened.
They were brochures from 2020.
The last glimpse: I saw 2020,2020,2020,2020
tip: I am from 2022.
Finally, rooms ARE cleaned and tidy.
Today's combat gains are also three cockroaches.
Medium-sized.
Among these combats, one combat process is veli veli( very with some Indian accent ) scary.
In WC, the light was unavailable, as usual.
In order to contain it, I smash a broom, technically.
It was completely dead.
Pracice my faith, I went back to the South Region of SHU.
"♪Jump in that water be free, come south of the border with me~"
Quesions 1:
How many cockroaches were defeated by the story teller?
Questions 2:
Where the scary combat process took place？
Questions 3：
What's the title of the song sung by the story teller？
Answers：
1.Three 2.WC 3.《South of the border》
彩蛋：
请大家认准正规《变形记》名言出处，也对这种行为表示谴责。
别的不说，尼采已经给我点赞了。
最稳妥的方法就是买一本《变形记》吧。
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