我的天哪（配合上图，脑子里自动出声），怎么没让我碰见这么些个好玩的东西，大概是因为我穷吧
1. A petite Pinocchio to protect your innocent fingers from getting biffed with a hammer.
一个小木偶可以防止你在用锤子敲钉子时砸到自己的手
2. Slippers that look like they came straight from the oven.
这双拖鞋就好像刚从烤箱里拿出来一样
3. An inviting home for your tissues.
这个引人注目的房子可以放置你的纸巾
4. A bunny who’ll help you listen to music with a friend.
这只小白兔可以使你和朋友共用一个耳机
5. Hand cream that looks good enough to eat.
这盒护手霜看着真诱人，好想吃了它
6. A bread and butter(fly) serving board.
一个面包和黄油（蝴蝶）的案板
7. An octopus who disassembles into measuring cups.
一个章鱼可以被拆成许多小的量杯
8. Bookmarks with bite.
这个书签可是长嘴的哦
9. A cup for your pencils that looks like a pencil butt.
这个装满铅笔的笔筒就好像一个铅笔头一样
10. And a pencil to use when you need to write on a cake instead of a piece of paper.
当你需要在蛋糕上写字的时候，这只铅笔可以代替卷纸，让你更自如的发挥
11. A miniature fire escape to display succulents, pictures, and other assorted knickknacks on.
这个微型安全通道可以用来陈列一些多汁植物，图片，以及其他各类的小物件
12. Campfire roasters you can fence with.
这两个篝火烘烤器可以当做击剑使用
13. Ice cube molds to turn your cocktails into arctic landscapes.
这个冰块模具可以使你的鸡尾酒变成一幅北极的景观
14. A frog tea infuser that will make you oh so very hoppy.
这个青蛙形状的泡茶漏网会使你喝起茶来有一种跳动的感觉
15. A monstrous bread cutter.
一个怪兽形状的面包切割器
16. A cactus that’s thirsty for your pictures.
这颗仙人球欢迎你把图片插在他的身上
17. A floating shelf that would be perfect for displaying your comic book collection.
你可以把自己的连环画陈列在这个悬空书架上，简直太完美了
18. A pencil sharpener that turns dull pencils into “straws” while you sharpen them.
当你削笔的时候，这个卷笔刀可把你的铅笔变成一根吸管
19. A coat rack that will make you believe you’ve somehow teleported to Paris.
一个简单的衣帽架会把你带到充满浪漫气息的巴黎
20. Grilling utensils for anyone who loves barbecue as much as they love golf.
这套烧烤器具适合那些既爱烤肉又爱高尔夫的人
21. The only bowls people should be allowed to eat banana splits out of.
这个用切开的香蕉片做的一只碗是可以吃的哦
22. An ideal resting spot for your sunglasses.
这个美女头像可以完美的放置你的太阳镜
23. A Minecraft torch that lights up when you use it to charge your phone.
当你给手机充电的时候，这个Minecraft火把 就会一闪一闪的
24. A reusable “newspaper” cone for fish and chip fans.
这个可再利用的“报纸”卷筒非常适合那些钟爱鱼片和炸薯条的人
25. A steamship lid to put over bowls and pots as you microwave or boil things.
当你需要加热或者煮东西的时候，盖上这个盖子可以产生一种汽船驶过的感觉
26. A wall hook that turns any dish towel into a flamenco dancer’s skirt.
这个墙上的挂钩会让你的洗碗巾瞬间变成弗拉曼柯舞者的长裙
27. An ice pop brush to help you make your hair look really ~cool~.
这个冰棍刷可以让你的头发看起来so cool
28. Cups to transform eggs into miniature versions of Mt. Fuji.
这些杯子会把你的鸡蛋变成一座微型的富士山
29. A lamp that appears to be a bucket of paint mid-spill.
这盏台灯就好像正在倾倒的一桶油漆
30. A pad of butter to take notes on.
这一层层的奶油是可以写字的哦
31. A lid lifter that will make it look like your dinner is attempting to escape.
这个启盖器会让你觉得自己的晚餐想逃跑呢
32. A “plastic” bag you’ll never have to throw away.
这个塑料袋你永远也不会想要扔了它
33. And measuring spoons that may inspire you to sing a happy tune.
看到这些量匙，你会想要唱出一支欢快的曲子
