【美国JRS之声】披萨猎人？*力暴**扣将？红曼巴马特邦纳的壕情人生！ 由 assholeeric 发表在虎扑篮球·湿乎乎的话题http://bbs.hupu.com/vote
马特邦纳的土豪人生。
"I’ll eat at any restaurant I want now. In the past, I would always wait until 10 o’clock so I could get the Domino’s late night deal. But now, if I want pizza, I’ll go to a gourmet pizza place at 4 o’clock if I feel like it. To me, that’s splurging."
“现在我想吃哪家饭店就吃哪家。过去，我会等到10点后，这样就能吃到达美乐（披萨店）的超值晚餐了。但现在，如果我想吃披萨，我能去个美食店，4点也好，几点都行，只要我想。对我来说，这已经是一种土豪的作风了。”
[–]Timberwolvesyoungmoonrockz308 指標 9 月 前
To be fair, he was probably just making sure he had enough money to buy Lubriderm
实话说，他可能只是为了省钱买Lubriderm（一种身体乳，湿滑酸爽）
[–]KnicksIdRatherBeRich236 指標 9 月 前
It's so weird how readily available you had this picture
诡异至极，你怎么搞到这张照片的？
[–]Knicksitsahmemario44 指標 9 月 前
"You've changed bro"
“你变了，大兄弟”
[–]Rocketsfatty_fatshits75 指標 9 月 前
"gourmet" to Matt Bonner is Papa John's.
“美食店”对马特邦纳来说，就是棒约翰那个级别的吧。
[–][MIA] Harold Minerparadoxofchoice13 指標 9 月 前
even if that's true, to be fair, he's from a small town that doesn't get the popular chains bigger cities get. And there definitely aren't as many businesses open late like in the big cities.
纵然这是真的，老实说，他来自一个小镇，那儿可不像大城市有着大量的连锁店，也不会像大城市那样很多店都开到很晚。
[–][POR] Clyde Drexlerdoing_the_gods_work57 指標 9 月 前
I *ucfk**ing love Matt Bonner
我踏马的爱上邦纳了。
[–]CelticsIwillneverbeawizard39 指標 9 月 前
I love *ucfk**ing Matt's boner
我也踏马的爱上邦纳。
[–]Knickshubertdavisfor316 指標 9 月 前
Matt bonner has made $27.18 mil in his 10 year career. Not a bad haul. And don't forget about thoseendorsements!
马特邦纳10年职业生涯一共赚了2718W美刀。那可是不少一笔钱。别忘了他可是个饶舌天王。
[–]NBASwanOfAvon2214 指標 9 月 前
Cool story: I went to a boarding school in a small New Hampshire town. The day my parents moved me in, they went off to run errands and left me to set up my room. When they got back, they went on and on about how nice the town postmaster was, and how he was "the father of an NBA player!" I naturally assumed they had met a crazy person. Nope. Matt Bonner's dad. Super nice guy and extremely down to earth, so I can't imagine Matt is much different.
小故事：那是我去新罕布什尔一个小镇寄宿学校的故事。那天我爸妈送我过去，然后去寄点东西，让我一个人收拾房间。等他们回来，就不停的叨叨那个邮递员有多友善，他是个“NBA球员的父亲”之类的事情。我很自然的认为他们遇到了个疯子。然而事实狠狠抽了我的脸。他是马特邦纳的老爹。超级友善，超级接地气的一个人，所以很难想象邦纳不是这样一个人#有其父必有其子#
[–]TimberwolveslmhTimberwolves141 指標 9 月 前
Sounds like my friend. Gets out of College, lands a 90K job, for his first car buys a damn Corolla.
这听起来像是我一个朋友。大学毕业，年薪9W刀，然后买了辆丰田卡罗拉（等同于步行街年薪30W买个普桑）作为自己的处子车。
[–]jcw4455453 指標 9 月 前
Sounds like a smart guy that will have few money problems in his life.
听起来他是个聪明的小伙子，他这一生都不会有经济危机。
[–]SpursAlphadestrious22 指標 9 月 前
Matt Bonner is the biggest *ucfk**ing baller man i swear.
马特邦纳邦纳绝逼是最大只的芭蕾男，我发四！
[–]NBAwolverine65 指標 9 月 前
也许他会砸更 多 少的钱在脱胶的鞋子上
[–]Trail Blazersronaldo9540 指標 9 月 前
There always has to be some man in the league who's lowkey hilarious to carry on Scal's legacy.
联盟中必须有那么些人，低调地继承着白曼巴斯卡拉布莱恩的伟大意志。
[–]Raptorsraptors12349[S] 29 指標 9 月 前
putting the burden of carrying Scal's legacy on someones shoulder is cruel. Just cruel sir....
把继承白曼巴伟大意志的重担放在一人肩上是很残酷的事情！非常残酷。
[–]BullsOP_INTERVIEW24 指標 9 月 前
Bonner also contributes to his team by being a 3 point specialist. Scal was only capable of shooting 3's at a reasonable clip.
邦纳是3分专家，为球队贡献良多。斯卡拉布莱恩只能射一些体位合适的3分而已。
[–]SpursI_AM_LARS32 指標 9 月 前
Can we please not do this again? Bonner is like 10x the player Scal would have ever been (and is also way funnier & fan friendly all around). There is a reason they are of similar age yet Bonner is still in the league.
刺蜜：可以了，邦纳球场表现=10个斯卡拉布莱恩（而且也比他有趣友善地多的多）。他俩同龄不同命，邦纳还在这个联盟，这不是 没理由的。
[–][SA] David RobinsonTheAlmightyConch23 指標 9 月 前
Bonner is no 12th man. He actually contributes.
邦纳不是球队的第12人。他为球队贡献良多！
[–]Westiamthegraham20 指標 9 月 前
just... less than 11 other guys on your deep as shit roster
没错。。。他只是比轮换名单中的剩余11人贡献的少点。。。。
马特邦纳高中扣篮大赛！
[–]Warriorsbeardofconfucius179 指標 10 月 前*
Matt Bonner is to dunks as Paul Pierce is to lay-ups...
I swear it's all in slow motion
马特邦纳之于扣篮，犹如保罗皮尔斯之于上篮。。。
都是慢动作回放的感觉。。。
[–]GreatBlackHope74 指標 10 月 前
"That's why they brought me here" -Red Mamba
“这就是他们签下我的原因”--红曼巴
[–]RaptorsTooDamOldForThisShit75 指標 10 月 前
I remember watching the game when they showed this clip. I went to school the next day and told my friends about this video. No one believed me.
No one!
我记得有次看比赛时他们放了这段视频。第二天我回到学校告诉我的小伙伴 们，没人信我。
一个信的都没有！
[–]datastats51 指標 10 月 前
so that's who Steve Novak learned his dunking from
原来如此！诺瓦克的扣篮原来是偷师的红曼巴啊！
[–]Lakersso-cal_kid146 指標 10 月 前
That was the whitest dunk I've ever seen.
这是我见过最白人式的扣篮。
[–]BullsSanctus_522 指標 10 月 前
There's a lot of white going on but he hung on the rim a bit too much to be 100% white.
很多白人都这样，但他最后挂筐这一下有点白得不纯
[–]Wizardsjsmooth4hawks147 指標 10 月 前
That's what he could be if that sumbitch coach of his wasn't holding him back.
要不是那个臭大便教练不压制邦纳，他的最终形态应该是这样的！血腥扣将！
[–][OKC] Serge IbakaKindPerson58 指標 10 月 前
pop, a cancer to the red mamba, confirmed
波波维奇，曼巴病毒，鉴定完毕。
[–]Rocketspskay38 指標 10 月 前
Half Flaccid, Half Bonner
半软半邦纳！
(模仿卡特，half man half amazing，半人半神）
[–]SpursLootenantTwiddlederp24 指標 10 月 前
I didn't even know he could dunk until this play happened
在这一球之前，我完全不知道他还能扣篮！
[–]SpursSasquatch_Squad43 指標 10 月 前
没错，正如我婶婶的脑海里记得的那样。
[–]CelticsDisc_Golf5 指標 10 月 前
很明显，来一部红白曼巴为主角的动作电影吧。
He won the dunk contest at Florida during Midnight Madness one year with some cheesy routine that involved ripping his shirt off a la Hulk Hogan. I can't remember who he beat, but it was someone actually doing something athletic and impressive. Billy Donovan was clearly disappointed in the crowd for choosing Bonner.（翻译题）
[–][OKC] Kevin DurantKD_All_Day36 指標 10 月 前
This is awesome footage. This and the scalbarine thing should remind people that athletes that are inferior in the nba are still extremely athletic.
这些镜头棒呆了！邦纳和斯卡拉布莱恩的事迹该让大家醒醒了，NBA底层的这些球员，依旧有着极出色的运动能力。。。
[–][LAL] Dennis RodmanPhred_Felps10 指標 10 月 前
Scalabrine used his size on smaller players. That doesn't mean he's athletic... It means he's just huge.
白曼巴斯拉卡布莱恩会利用身体生吃小个防守。这并不意味着他运动能力好。。。这只能说明他很大只。。。
[–]76ersmarksills16 指標 10 月 前
People making fun of bonner kind of annoys me. Like scal stuff is kinda annoying but I get it but bonner started multiple games in the playoffs for the nba champions.
人们拿邦纳取乐这让我有点不爽。就像对斯卡拉布莱恩一样，虽然对他的取乐我已经接受了，但是邦纳依然能在季后赛一些比赛中首发登场，为总冠军打球。
[–]NetsL99_DITTO25 指標 10 月 前
We're not laughing at Bonner. We're laughing with Bonner. Bonner himself doesn't take it too seriously and I think everyone here is laughing while at the same time knowing that he can kick everyone's ass at basketball here and be a useful piece on the best team in the world.
嘿，我们不是在嘲笑邦纳。我们与邦纳同乐！邦纳自己都不当回事儿，而且我觉得每个人在笑的同时心里都很清楚，论打球，邦纳能干翻我们每个人。他是世界最佳球队中的一块拼图！
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